What the Critics Say

Utter shite.” ~ Pandora, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

“… I am SPELLBOUND…” ~ psychspaghetti, StumbleUpon

One of my other’s [sic], Angry Cunt Lip, does not like this blog at all; she thinks the entire shebang needs to be password protected…” ~ gap, I Will Fucking Tear You Apart

Please come up with a name that does not involve the phrase ‘confessions of a…’ in any way at all. Please. It’s so fucking old, and it’s so fucking tired…” ~ King of Sporkdom, StumbleUpon

“…an exceptional blog.” ~ Zarathustra, The Not So Big Society

“…she writes essays…” ~ Introduction to Mark Hanson 2011 New Media Award, Mind

“…an exquisite writer!” ~ Seaneen, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

“…bipolar, borderline witch…STFU or change. Otherwise you will be forever trapped here yelling into cyberspace.” ~ Robert, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

I luuuuuuuuuuuurve Pandora’s blog. When I clicked on what was being offered this week, her’s was the one I could not stop reading.” ~ Mongolian Girl, I Will Fucking Tear You Apart

Who the hell are you?” ~ Jane, Facebook

“…seeing the profanity in thisI do lose sympathy.”  ~ frederick09, StumbleUpon

“…this is fucking hilarious… / ROTFLMAO / HAHAHA! / Hysterical! / …fucking brilliant! / …my housemates are looking at me as though I’m mad due to my raucous laughter… / … I needed cheering up! / …an absolutely hilarious tale, told in your own intelligent and humorous [sic] style… / etc / yadda / blah” ~ Quite a Few People, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

“…I don’t give a cunting fuck…” ~ Pandora, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

“…amazing…” ~ Titflasher, Confessions of a Serial Titflasher

It’s Jesus.” ~ A, Pandora’s House

“…Pan rules.” ~ descent01life, StumbleUpon

Clinical…a bit like a case study in a text book…” ~ Scorpio Woperchild, I Will Fucking Tear You Apart

“…amazing storytelling, you should definitely write a book.” ~ Modern Tragedy, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

What the hell are you writing now?” ~ Pandora’s Mother, Pandora’s Mother’s House

“…beautifully written…by turns hilarious and heartbreaking…” ~ Introduction to Mark Hanson 2011 New Media Award, Mind

Keep your diary to yourself.” ~ Sarcasanova, StumbleUpon

“…You rock, your blog rocks, people who come around to be asses can go to hell.” ~ tai, Confessions of a Serial Insomniac

Depression!! yeah[,] [sicus hardworking people are depressed!! [TheUK should follow Spain and Romania[,] if you dont [sic] work there you get sod all!! The British are quick enough to run down eastern [sic] european [sic] countries but there are no council houses there! and [sic] no benefits system… The british [sic] wouldnt [sic] last five minutes over there ….with your [sic: surely ‘their’?] depression!! and [sic] fake illnesses …trouble is the Brits are workshy.  NO WONDER SPAIN IS FULL OF CLASSY PEOPLE!!! ROMANIA ALSO HAS MORE CLASS!![ ]THE PEOPLE DONT [sic] GET DRUNK AND PEE IN THE STREET.” ~ Work!, Wellsphere

“…glamorously anonymous…” The Digital Team at Mind, Twitter

Meh.” ~ Most People, Everywhere

Jesus Christ, not this fucking shit again.” More Most People, Everywhere

This may or may not be added to, depending on how creative (or otherwise to my liking) one makes their insults and/or compliments.

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