Confessions of a Serial Insomniac » meh

FUCK EVERYTHING

Pandora — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:17:55 +0000

Apparently I wrote this epic gem of a post on Thursday, post-C. It reminds me of a diatribe that A wrote to his friend W whilst in the early, very bleak years of his long university career:

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it all,
My fucking life.
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck it all,
My fucking dick.

Here is my apparent equivalent in prose. Hilarious.

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Fuck my existence.

Fuck therapy.

Fuck C.

Fuck (New)VCB.

Fuck the NHS in general.

Fuck V.

Fuck Paedo.

Fuck my entire famly except my mother.

Fuck my ex.

Fuck the school bullies.

Fuck the school fucking teachers.

Fuck university.

Fuck the Troubles.

Fuck politicans.

Fuck the Social Security Agency.

Fuck the government.

Fuck religion.

Fuck secularism.

Fuck human relationships.

Fuck feeling.

Fuck heat.

Fuck cold.

Fuck the UK and Ireland.

Fuck Earth.

Fuck the solar system, galaxy, local cluster, universe and multiverse, should the latter exist.

Fuck medication.

Fuck getting washed and dressed.

Fuck getting out of bed.

Fuck prejudice and bigotry.

Fuck the beautiful people (forgive irony vis a vis last point).

Fuck this blog.

Fuck my “life”.

Fuck everything.

That is all.

Protected: Rant – Advice for a Spoilt Brat Appreciated

Pandora — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:30:16 +0000

One More for the Road…

Pandora — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:24:43 +0000

I’m still avoiding packing, and it’s almost 10.30pm. Below is the latest time-waster.

This is an analysis of some of the language I’ve used on the blog. It’s only of recent posts (ie. those available on the first ((main)) page, as far as I can tell), and it filters out common words and letters (meaning no allusions to A or C, despite them being two of the most commonly referenced aspects of my life here), but I thought it was interesting nevertheless.

I really am going to pack now.