Feb 082010

Apparently I wrote this epic gem of a post on Thursday, post-C. It reminds me of a diatribe that A wrote to his friend W whilst in the early, very bleak years of his long university career:

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it all,
My fucking life.
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck it all,
My fucking dick.

Here is my apparent equivalent in prose. Hilarious.

Fuck my existence.

Fuck therapy.

Fuck C.

Fuck (New)VCB.

Fuck the NHS in general.

Fuck V.

Fuck Paedo.

Fuck my entire famly except my mother.

Fuck my ex.

Fuck the school bullies.

Fuck the school fucking teachers.

Fuck university.

Fuck the Troubles.

Fuck politicans.

Fuck the Social Security Agency.

Fuck the government.

Fuck religion.

Fuck secularism.

Fuck human relationships.

Fuck feeling.

Fuck heat.

Fuck cold.

Fuck the UK and Ireland.

Fuck Earth.

Fuck the solar system, galaxy, local cluster, universe and multiverse, should the latter exist.

Fuck medication.

Fuck getting washed and dressed.

Fuck getting out of bed.

Fuck prejudice and bigotry.

Fuck the beautiful people (forgive irony vis a vis last point).

Fuck this blog.

Fuck my “life”.

Fuck everything.

That is all.

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  1. bourach says:

    Seems pretty much about right to me. Hugs xxx

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  2. Differently says:

    {{{hugs}}}

    Not a nice place to be in… Although can’t really disagree with the sentiments.

    Take care,
    Differently

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  3. Steady as she goes, dear. Jus remember you dokn’t have to DO anything about it, k?

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  4. Nick Hewling says:

    Exactly! (As in ‘Nothing to be done’ – the famous opening line of Samuel Beckett’s play Waiting For Godot) You put the ‘I’ and ‘me’ of the so-called ’self’ on hold and allow the unconscious brain to make the decisions for you. Refuse to get involved with hopes and desires, let decisions make themselves. Just sit back and watch. When you give up the illusion of a self in control people imagine that all hell will break loose and they will run a amok – in fact the opposite happens, you stop inflicting your desires on the world around you and end up being a better neighbour!

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  5. I find it spectacularly hilarious that someone has rated this post 5/5.

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  6. Chloe says:

    yep! Well done!…Couldn`t have put it better myself!!

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